Having never cared who dislikes what I say, nor indeed bothered if anyone is listening, I have decided to enter public life. The world has gone to Hell in a handcart and I, for one, will not allow my children to grow into such a mess. Despite the Daughter of Delight moving to the US of Idiots this Autumn I wish my boys a secure future in England if that is what they require. By the time they are adult the oil-thieves over Hadrian's border will have seceded and be wishing fine halloos to the remaining Nazi gold-thieves. And hopefully, we can chuck them out of our Parliament. And it is on this note that I shall continue.
Once there are no Scots representatives telling England what to do there will be available opportunities. Guess who is going to blag his way in? And then do a few Churchillians?
The basic manifesto may cause a sharp intake of blow but bear with me.
We immediately stop the National Health Service. It is, and has always been, saddled with bureaucratic debt. My father was a scientist and I knew hospitals. In the 1970s the NHS was creaking, today it is a bloated wreck. Without the means to pay for private healthcare many will suffer. Too bad. It will cure hypochondria. And be Stage One in my plan to reduce immigration and end the over-population of this beautiful little country.
Stage Two will be to stop free education. Most children do not want to be in school. Most teachers are fundamentally useless. If one was running a private business one would not employ the type of people who become teachers. The consequence is that most children emerge from the school-room blinking into the light of disaster. If education had to be paid fewer children would attend and better teachers would be employed.
The vast majority would need to be apprenticed - or find other types of work. The EU would not rush to send migrants to Britain then. They can stay in Calais. Even Farrago would approve of this, although he might find it difficult to get cheap fags from EastEnders on a day-trip.]
Having saved two of the most disastrous costs to our economy I shall wisely reinvest the spending budget into growing the economy. Build, build, build! As Saint Tony once opined with education.
Think about this - we are the only country in the world that offers free and decent health and education services. But we cannot manage either successfully. And we have hoards of lorries bringing in people who know what is on offer. Best thing to do is to offer those chaps a quality of life in their own country, rather than filling our own. And by 'quality' I do not mean bombing the bejasus out of them. I haven't thought the Foreign Office out yet!
A working tome. To which I shall return. Take the tongue firmly away from the cheek at this point but do not forget to study the palatable minor options. There is a way to a better world and your correspondent wishes to find it.
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