A haystack of extremists

Unusually, I am angry. Most of which mood can be ascribed to the appalling level of journalism that the BBC now provides. I am more angry, however, at the condition in which I find my country.

This rant concerns gaol. And poor questioning, if, indeed, the journalist actually saw the whites of the eyes. Never trust a witness, nor a politician. Nor a blogger...

"Prison overcrowding is at virtually its lowest level for a decade, and we have increased spending on measures to prevent radicalisation," Chris Grayling, the Justice Secretary commented. What the Hell does that mean? Virtually at its lowest level. How about an actual figure, your Lord-Chancellorship?

It gets worse: he has never been in the Law, but he has been in the BBC. And Channel Four. And bloody Burson Marsteller - arse from elbow, anyone? He was also in the SDP and yet Camerloony thought he was a better bet than good old Ken. I don't expect I will ever vote Tory but I do appreciate Clarke.

Now to the part where viewers switch off, or change channels to watch some American pap about moonshine.

There are more than 12,000 Muslims in jails across England and Wales and the latest official data shows that more than 100 Muslims are in jail for terrorism offences in Great Britain. Hmmm. Why are there that many bloody immigrants in my gaols? And why am I feeding them? Gas chambers work for me, preferably somewhere out to sea.

Apparently, 'the worry particularly concerns converts to Islam, as research from the former chief inspector of prisons, Dame Anne Owers, suggests they are more vulnerable to extremism'. Why don't they all get shipped to Israel and stir up a damned good fight? Fugging fuggers.

I shall generally be found in a prison of some sort. Please write sending an SAE, and if you can get that drone to work, a parcel of Class A drugs would be useful.