On occasion I break my own rules, but no-one will get this. It's by a young lady named Barbara Perry, and Tubed by the lovely Yorkie KL in Brizzie. KTF, KL.
Having once again broken that rule, I have to admit that I broke another few last month. My posts were unpleasant and vitriolic. Nowhere near up-to my usual standards!
Anger does not become him...
...Tempered, temporarily, by the delights of another 14 hours in Her Majesty's Hotel, the custodians chuckled whilst booking me in. I am getting used to it by now. And, of course, they are getting used to me walking out without charge. The Usual Suspect! Ho bloody Ho! A sad case of domestic victimisation has become a cause celebre (apologies for the lack of a grave accent) amongst my muckers in the Levels.
I even think the Establishment is becoming more attuned to the burden of proof.
“There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.” Will Rogers, he of the Cherokee Nation, said that in the early 20th Century. Shakespeare may have made similar observations. OldBrize made several whilst in the interview room. Although the Brief told me to mention 'No Comment' as often as possible. I guess I took the 5th?
Suffuce to say that my days as a caustic critic of marriage have long since been curtailed by the Old Bill. No more Mr Nice Guy. I maybe the first low-brow victim of digital snooping. Although I'm now not sure if the 'low-brow' could refer to the snoopers in that sentence? Could take a bit of wangling, but hey!, what is time for, anyway?
However, I may write about other stuff, should the Muse take me.
What-ho!
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