Me Brethren
Time has drifted since my last update. I have been busy labouring in permalight, cheered only by the paler dawns when on earlies, and the balmy evenings when on lates. Ho ho! Bloody blackbirds start chirruping about two in the morning, and the winds from the north, east and west are all bloody freezing. When you're a dedicated warehouseman you go on your bike, so I know all about the prevailing weather, thank you Radio Four Shipping Forecast. Could do a better job myself, without all those super-computers. The general outlook is that it's effing cold at dawn and not much better when the sun goes down. If you are lucky you'll avoid the rain. Take a jumper, wherever. Unless in Greece, where I'd take a hard hat, or perhaps a flak jacket.
I knew I should have stood for election...the idiots have all fallen foul of the fact that the public doesn't know whom to trust. You can trust me, I lie all the time, according to the most recent wife. Rather like teachers, it might help if some of the leading politicians actually did a job before becoming commanders-in-chief of our thought processes. Born yesterday? If only I had been! I could change the mess I am in at the moment.
Anyone who knows my boys, please say hello! I am currently legally embargoed from communication with them, thanks to my caring sharing spouse. It just gets BETTER AND BETTER!
More news soon - plenty of characters to introduce to you.
Not feeling poetic or musical today, but am off to give blood, so excuse the mild profanity above.
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