Apocrypha

In light of some recent comments I wish to apologise. Even I do not understand what I am talking about, and I am the cleverest person I know! Ho ho!

I don't think I want to commit suicide just yet, and I am too much of a coward to do it, anyway.

Anyone know of any jobs in Cleaning Services? My last wife appears to think that would be a good starting point for me, given that I clearly cannot find anything suited to my experience, qualifications and instant charm. Ho ho, again!

I usually try to make these rambles funny, and to make the title link to the words below, but I have lost the muse this morning.

Be back on form tonight I expect, when the body is coursing with drugs.

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree

Better than bloody Wordsworth by a mile, and all for a few tokes on the poppy-seed.

LOL.